Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Mogul Masher
While some of my closest confidantes believe that I need no more vest in my life, I disagree! I want this one:
High-waisted trouser pants
I would like to pull off this look, but don't want to shop at American Apparel to do so.
Also, this couple's hair can go elsewhere.
Monday, May 23, 2011
Stand Back: Toilet Edition
After a wild night full of pomegranate-champagne punch re-purposed as Judgement Juice in honor of this genius, I discovered that my toilet was broken. Nobody knows how this happened, though a couple gentlemen suggested an upper decker was involved.
After a brief stop at Koontz hardware, I was armed with a new handle, and one viewing of this foreign gem later, my toilet is back in business! Thank you, homeserve.com.
P.S. Huffington Post has a religion section?
P.P.S. That toilet video is not embeddable?
Shmuly and Peanut
Sometimes I peruse the NYT Vows section to look at the names of the newlyweds and imagine where they met, if they will have attractive children, and how many of the couples will eventually divorce.
This week's paper didn't have any goat cheese farmers, but did feature a bride named Peanut Wong and a groom named Shmuly Yanklowitz; unfortunately, these two were not married to each other.
To Shmuly I say Mazel Tov, and to Peanut I say please start a career as a reality star or pop singer in China.
Guess the celebrity mustache
The LAT and I disagree on the proper spelling of moustache, but I choose to put our differences aside and unite to celebrate the celebrity moustache guessing game.
Monday, May 16, 2011
Results of the 2011 World Beard and Moustache Championships in Norway
This is the kind of piece that could really benefit from a slideshow!
FYI the guy on the left was the overall winner, and crafted a reindeer out of his beard (that creepy rat-looking thing on the right side of his face). The guy on the right won the Full Beard Natural category, or as I like to call it, the Old Hasid category.
Full Beard Natural sounds like a sub-genre of gay mens' porn to me.
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