Ways to get the swine flu

You could hang out around sick people and swear that the vaccine will kill you, or go surfing on the first day of rain in months.

Are you afraid of vaccines?

Read this, or this, or this.

The first and most important step to prevent the flu is to get vaccinated.

Or, you could follow the medical advice of Rush Limbaugh.

Animal

I ate here last night.

We had the barbeque pork sandwiches, lettuce, beets, avocado salad, pig ear, and flat iron steak.

And the bacon chocolate crunch bar. And the special donuts.

Everything was tasty but so rich, heavy, and salty. I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick.

Best part of the night: Mike bought the latest Cannibis Culture from the newsstand on Oakwood at Fairfax.

I might have swine flu

I made a couple jokes about it, but this article leads me to believe I have a real chance!

From the article:
"Employers should cross-train workers so that vital functions are covered and must take active steps to ensure that the H1N1 virus that causes the flu does not spread, officials said.

Such steps include aggressively cleaning work areas, encouraging hand-washing and sending employees home at the first hint of flu symptoms."

Do you hear that, Sheena in the next cube? Go home with your bronchitis cough already.