Is he more handsome or successful?

You decide! I declare a tie.

Stand Back: Toilet Edition

After a wild night full of pomegranate-champagne punch re-purposed as Judgement Juice in honor of this genius, I discovered that my toilet was broken. Nobody knows how this happened, though a couple gentlemen suggested an upper decker was involved.

After a brief stop at Koontz hardware, I was armed with a new handle, and one viewing of this foreign gem later, my toilet is back in business! Thank you, homeserve.com.

P.S. Huffington Post has a religion section?

P.P.S. That toilet video is not embeddable?

Burning Man 2010

There's a lot that has been written about Burning Man, but I will stick with a few photos.

Courtney and me looking typical with the Man in the background.


Good point.


Out favorite art car cum whiskey bar.

Installation with participation.


Don't worry Mom; I was keeping it real.

FLABONGO

Thank you Laura for bringing the Flabongo into my life. I owe you the newest Just Dance as a thank you.

Lucy has some sweet action shots.

He said he had spent the last spent hours wiggling his legs because he has to go so bad

Lakers fans: not only classy but biological geniuses.

Bacontat(s)

Here is an old item about a couple Suicide Girls with tattoos of bacon.

Murder Mystery Ice

If only we had Lucinda's epic folk jam as a .wmv file or something. I will settle for this.

What's With the Cattitude?

OPI's new Shrek collection has some ugly colors with great names. At the head of the class is a light blue called What's With the Cattitude! A real pussycat.

Bike power

Cars are officially superfluous.

Related: I want to see this but the gallery is only open during business hours. Throw me a bone!

Ways to get the swine flu

You could hang out around sick people and swear that the vaccine will kill you, or go surfing on the first day of rain in months.

Tracy Morgan On Being 'The New Black'

If you can find 39 minutes and 15 seconds to listen to a podcast, make it this one.

You will laugh, cry, and stare at the radio, slack-jawed and wide-eyed, in total amazement of the mystery that is Tracy Jordan's thought process (though some people do not agree with me).

No Awkward Call to your friend

Great idea!

Though I am concerned that the girl they feature in the first picture is too young for this service.

I will say that many of the places I go to to get drunk do not have decent parking availability, so I don't know how applicable this is to my drunk like.

Sausages: A Party in the Mouth of a Genius

"The other day he said to me, 'Mummy, sausages are like a party in my mouth'."

Start the party at home!