Monday, May 17, 2010

MAKE IT LEGAL FOR ME TO CARRY A CONCEALED GUN THAT HAS BLANKS, AND MAKE IT LEGAL FOR ME TO SHOOT THOSE BLANKS AT THOSE WHO DISPLEASE ME.

This post is a little too sophomoric and rant-oriented for my taste but he does make a few good points. Even some points that are not 100% true are funny:

Life goals for female college graduates:

1) Get rich by doing as little work as humanly possible
2) Marry someone who will fertilize you with attractive babies
3) Own a home so spacious and tastefully appointed that all your friends feel like dogshit any time they enter it

Tastefully appointed! I like it.

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