New CA Drivers' License

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Now we're just like Georgia!

He said he had spent the last spent hours wiggling his legs because he has to go so bad

Lakers fans: not only classy but biological geniuses.

Save the Peak

Less than 3 days left to help the campaign to prevent the land where the Hollywood sign sits frombeing developed for private homes.

Donate here to add the 138 acre site to Griffith Park and keep it as public land.

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Get the heck out of here ... This man is a lunatic

Words from the greatest direct mail marketer of our time, Karl Rove!

Clarence Thomas GTFO

I've said it before and I am sure I will say it again: Clarence Thomas go home! Resign, bail, whatever.

Good laughs from BBC World News

I laughed out loud when I heard these stories last night:

• Karl Rove is proud of waterboarding. A true patriot.
• A group of Australian navy sailors created a competition to see who could sleep with the most women. "Sex on a pool table or with a lesbian reportedly scored higher points."

Great news for proud racists!

In the right Los Angeles suburb, your community will rally behind you and defend you as a proud American.

Some others might be upset, but they are probably Communists anyway.

Die Mommy Die

An article complaining about people who complain about mothers is begging for some backlash, but I was surprised at the level of vitriol in these comments.

Threats:
if you're a mother, be extra sure to be somewhat self-effacing and hyper-considerate when you're with your kid in public, we don't want to hate you, but we will if you deserve it.

A shout-out to Santa Monica:
i live off of trendy montana ave in santa monica, california. if this place isn't the land of entitled people ( young and not so young), then make your way to this neck of the woods and attempt to walk past not only gazillion dollar strollers and their ever so talkative, but unaware mommies congregating in front of overpriced children's stores and coffee houses, but gazillion dollar dogs (some on a leash some not), bikes that cost more than a 3 bedroom apartment, and packs of young, inflated women and their malignantely narcissistic boyfriends walking side by side who never bother to step out of the way so you can pass between them, rather than forcing you to walk by in the gutter. give me new york any day.

And political critique as thinly-veiled racism:
Look you are a white liberal. You are not supposed to reproduce, you are supposed to die and atone for your racial sins.

Only Mexicans and Somalis get to reproduce in America. And it is YOUR job to pay the taxes necessary to take care of them -- medical care, welfare, housing, education,etc. -- as your racial atonement.

Do something productive. Learn to speak Spanish. Make yourself useful. And get your tubes tied while you are at it. The New America doesn't need any more of your kind.

And, No, ObamaCare cannot afford to pay for wizened, dried up, thirty-something white feminists to get hormone treatments and IVF. There are just too many of you greedy white people. Die, for heaven's sake. Just die. OK?

the most approachable, down to earth, girl next door candidate

Those Sarah Palin fans! Can't nobody hold them down!