Shmuly and Peanut

Sometimes I peruse the NYT Vows section to look at the names of the newlyweds and imagine where they met, if they will have attractive children, and how many of the couples will eventually divorce.

This week's paper didn't have any goat cheese farmers, but did feature a bride named Peanut Wong and a groom named Shmuly Yanklowitz; unfortunately, these two were not married to each other.

To Shmuly I say Mazel Tov, and to Peanut I say please start a career as a reality star or pop singer in China.