Stand Back: Toilet Edition

After a wild night full of pomegranate-champagne punch re-purposed as Judgement Juice in honor of this genius, I discovered that my toilet was broken. Nobody knows how this happened, though a couple gentlemen suggested an upper decker was involved.

After a brief stop at Koontz hardware, I was armed with a new handle, and one viewing of this foreign gem later, my toilet is back in business! Thank you, homeserve.com.

P.S. Huffington Post has a religion section?

P.P.S. That toilet video is not embeddable?