Carstache

Just like the website says, it's a moustache for your car. It is, allegedly, "glorious."

Unsurprisingly, there is a bikestache option too.

Thank you, Lisa.

Best part of Will & Kate's visit to LA

This creeper lurking in the background of their post-match kissing pictures.

High-waisted trouser pants

I would like to pull off this look, but don't want to shop at American Apparel to do so.

Also, this couple's hair can go elsewhere.

Guess the celebrity mustache

The LAT and I disagree on the proper spelling of moustache, but I choose to put our differences aside and unite to celebrate the celebrity moustache guessing game.

Results of the 2011 World Beard and Moustache Championships in Norway

This is the kind of piece that could really benefit from a slideshow!

FYI the guy on the left was the overall winner, and crafted a reindeer out of his beard (that creepy rat-looking thing on the right side of his face). The guy on the right won the Full Beard Natural category, or as I like to call it, the Old Hasid category.

Full Beard Natural sounds like a sub-genre of gay mens' porn to me.

Journey On

Arlo, you are killing it with that mullet/moustache combo.

DFA 1979 at Coachella 2011??!?!?!??!

HOLD THE PHONE. I need to do some further investiagtion. The DFA1979 website hasn't been updated since 2006. SG doesn't have any information on his website. JFK seems silent on the issue as well (though, nice picture of Cactus Taqueria on Vine!).

From the vaults: my review of a Sebastien Grianger solo show.

Moustache cat!

Thanks Jenny.

Moustache Mugs

Via, from Lucy.

Male fish in Mexico sports sexy 'moustache'

Usually I think nature has the right idea. Here she is WRONG WRONG WRONG.

Also why do the people at BBC call this moustache sexy? In the words of Lisa, it is wiry and sparse.

Moustache Fonts

From here, via.

Portugese Breakfast

Great moustache makes its first appearance at the 30 second mark.



B School! Hilarious.

Ladies Love It

Via

Balling: Moustaches edition

Costume idea for Halloween 2010:


Butler's Matt Howard with terrible moustache.

FIPS has a list of terrible ways men alter their appearance. I particularly agree with the assessment that moustaches can only be worn by asshole bartenders at Gjelina, and that pointy-toed shoes are off limits.



Cool comeback Tiger. The goatee makes it legit.

Moustache Calendar

Thank you, LATFH, for telling me about this.

Now I know about the phrase "sex-confident." GTFO.

Internet Soulmate

Is my true online soulmate Carles of Hipster Runoff because he wrote this screed about how difficult it is to find a job that you care about (even if he was not being serious)?

Or is it the owner of MyIronicMustache.com!!?!?!?!?!?

Carles loses points because he uses awful abbreviations, his font gives me a headache, and he doesn't read print media.

MyIronicMustache doesn't know how to spell mustache and lives in Grand Rapids, MI.

Both make the writers of the MLA want to jump off a cliff and die.

In conclusion, I am still searching for my true internet soulmate. Someone who likes cats and protective gear.

The Tweed, Moxie & Mustache Ride

This is real.

Related.

bearded-tschorn

I would be remiss in my dedication to facial hair if I did not link to everything this guy has posted on the LAT site.

He even has the hook-up for the above moustache earrings!?!?!?

Movember

Don't tell my boyfriend about this.

I am, however, open to a discussion about the Fingerstache.

What is a Dona Juanita?

At the 2:55 mark he drops the bomb.