Miracles that I would accept from the Late Pope John Paul II

To achieve sainthood, the Vatican needs to confirm a second posthumous miracle performed by JPII. The first miracle was curing an old nun of Parkinson's. Boring! This is what I'm talking about:

• New job, riches, eternal happiness, etc.
• Move 10 lbs accumulated over past year from thighs to breasts
• Cure cancer, end famine, stop global warming, pollution, and overfishing
• Give Amy Heckerling the inspiration to create another Clueless-caliber masterpiece
• Bring John Kennedy Toole back from the dead to write a follow-up to A Confederacy of Dunces.
• Make Sigerson Morrison redesign their closed-toe shoes so that they fit me.

There is still hope, JPII! Make a believer out of me.