I might have swine flu

I made a couple jokes about it, but this article leads me to believe I have a real chance!

From the article:
"Employers should cross-train workers so that vital functions are covered and must take active steps to ensure that the H1N1 virus that causes the flu does not spread, officials said.

Such steps include aggressively cleaning work areas, encouraging hand-washing and sending employees home at the first hint of flu symptoms."

Do you hear that, Sheena in the next cube? Go home with your bronchitis cough already.